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Santa Claus may have crashed his rig, but that doesn't mean that the party's over. In fact, it's just getting started. Welcome to a special bonus edition of undebatable this is reindeer games 2020 we get it. The holidays are stressful, but we invite you to join us for some fun and games. So turn your Scrooge face upside down, grab some eggnog spiked, if so desired and a few of grandmas unedible Christmas cookies because it's time to play well, Raylene, Curtis, Steve and Bradford. I hope you're ready to have some fun. Here's the host of reindeer games. 2020 Brendon blue balls, or was that silver bells?
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Welcome to the bonus edition here in 2020. What a year we've had in 2020. Right, folks? Well, we're gonna break it up a little bit with this holiday season bonus edition of undebatable we're gonna have a little bit of fun. We're gonna break it up. Not that you guys don't have fun on a normal basis. Sure. We're just gonna have a little fun here what we call reindeer games, the first inaugural and here today we have some contestants that are going to play today's game. The beautiful Raylene the talented Steve.
I have to say something
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the king is here and Bradford
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if you hire your brother that's
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row Brad or somebody put you cleverly after King Kurt.
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The hell are you?
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Random blue balls random people. Hopefully that changes by the end of the evening, Brandon.
You are very very hot.
He's very hot. It's been hot for all of the 26 he's like I've known he's like I don't know how to take you guys
can see he just stared at me sideways. So what you don't know is for like the past four or five weeks he's
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I've been thinking about it and now that I saw you
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You see the appeal don't me anytime
your voice or your name is mentioned brilliant goes he's so hot. So I had to do it. So you're
married. You got kids. You have kids but does not stop you from being hot.
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And Steve, I think I don't know how you saw me cross eyed looking when you your eyes were closed.
I was just imagining a life with me and you.
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Considering your directly why left I will say hands above the gun. Ladies and gentlemen, let's have a little bit of fun. All right, the rules are basic. I'm gonna ask a question. Whoever gets it gets a point. I not only have to ask, but
I'm gonna take you guys down so hard.
There's a live in Isabel and she's taking us down hard
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That would help with the blue balls. Did I get extra points? So ladies and gentlemen, we're gonna start we have three phases of this. The first phase is the of course Christmas trivia. We have the finish my phrase, and then my favorite. We're gonna end with the dirty elf questions.
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Can I be on your team?
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So we're gonna we're gonna start a little bit serious, but we can still have fun with these and it should certainly get better not only with a wine sink in but I was thinking already.
We're all sunk. We're sorry.
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All right, I have to keep track of the points apparently and ask all the questions. Don't peek over here. I saw you all looking that wasn't for
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you to scoot away from the wire. Raylene. Got it.
I'm gonna just stare this way I got it. I'm just gonna stare this way I wines over here. I was making sure that he kept this gun below the table. Gonna
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keep the gun above the gun.
Keep your eyes yourself, Curtis.
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I see what's going on here. All right question. Here we go. Every elf has his ornament on the tip of his shoes. Which ornament are we talking about? Oh,
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do we go beep
Oh, you just shout it out. A bell.
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It's whoever gets it first.
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Oh god. I
guess I'll never be me.
Can I take the supreme supreme court? Yeah.
You can't even say Supreme Court.
Oh no rapture the wind.
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Everyone is familiar with the mistletoe what happens on the mistletoe? mistletoe?
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Well, that's first. No,
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I'm just warming up folks. That was not the question. Oh,
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I was like I have a whole shirt dedicated to that since
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I'm a horticulturist. I will ask this question since you have a shirt Let's close your eyes and picture the shirt unlike Steve just
grow wheat What
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color is the berry of the mistletoe green right
but but his older on it. It's not I mean if it was red, red,
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red, red first.
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red screen Wrong. Wrong.
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Wait, what's the question?
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What color is Marie? molto? The berry? Red? It's
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on his shirt purple. That's
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why I don't know how he is or berry
genta what colors? What colors are roofie? It
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is white it's really
yes because everybody thinks that that's the mistletoe but it's not that's Holly.
Well, I want my I want my refund Walmart.
How is the first two questions already gone to the woman who thinks the most attractive man in the world other than her husband obviously.
For Santa, listen
to the Supreme Court. enunciate correctly. That's how you did okay.
Listen, I went through three colors before I got white. You guys were distracted by the holly on his shirt.
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Let's get over. Also, I
watch a shit ton of Christmas movies. And I was like, wait, it's white. I've seen it.
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I'm not looking at. It's white. Is this gonna be
a Christmas movie? Hallmark movie. It's
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the same two people.
The word people it really is not. It's just everything. Oh my god. I can literally just write Uh huh. I could I could write it right now. Go ahead.
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How does Santa Claus get back up the chimney?
He twinkles his nose. lays a finger.
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Children. We're just gonna say
a finger aside of his nose. Oh,
I used to think something differently. But yes, I did realize that
the benefit of being 52 and you guys are 30 and under. I've done a lot more.
You're not anymore, Brandon.
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Oh, I'm gonna get hotter.
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How many points does a snowflake traditionally have? 5478
and 12345676 is
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the combination I said sayce.
Your slurred does not make your answer correct.
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haven't. Traditionally, kids leave out snacks for Santa Claus. What are these snacks
cookies and milk? Okay.
Yeah, you heard that right here buddy. What did you say? Under this mistletoe? Their cookies gave you more? Milk.
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I'm gonna give you a half a point as cookies. Cookies and milk is the answer. Hmm.
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I'll take half that Brandon.
How many points do I have?
00 and he has a half and I have four. Four. Wow, she's
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even keeping track. Wow,
I drink most of that.
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That was the trick.
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That one's a little too technical.
Oh come on. Do it. Okay, you
want to see what kind of gas the Santa toss to take? No.
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Real trucks don't have spark plugs. Oh, two of the reindeers are named after weather phenomenons comment to Ranger
comment and comment.
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Blitz and listen and comment blitzing is correct.
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First I yelled at for comments a
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star not weather? Correct. It's not a weather phenomenon. It's like a Dasher
dancer Prancer vixen comet Cupid Donner blitzen
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Blitzer. This one which means
I named all of the reindeer so that means I got all of them who speaks? Who speaks German
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because they both said
my mom lived in Germany for four years litsen
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means lightning it does. And daughter
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Thunder Oh, Don Germans and
but I named all of them so technically no matter what got that right so
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in order to get the question right you had to know German know hey did say it was
he did say was like I'm laughing because I do giveaways on the radio. I
think we all deserve a plan for that one.
I named all of them so how could they possibly be wrong?
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You went to those real quick I was like, Oh, I'm proud of you.
Here we do the Seven Dwarves. That'll be the Easter edition.
Alright ladies and gentlemen. Here we go. blue balls had the sounds as foam.
blue balls the vibrating phone.
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Usually a vibrate and ring. I thought I just had it on vibrate. Raylene keeps calling me a little warm in here it is saying which country can be credited with the creation of the Christmas beverage? eggnog?
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probably us because we're ridiculous at it.
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I'll give me what you said uk
uk is that like 10 countries Stop
it. It is which one stop
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or give you a point but name which one Switzerland
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It was a joke.
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Can we wait if I hated my
job. If I feel the point yes, Norway.
No, that's not in the UK.
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Can we stop
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anyone? No. Family where you can change rules. Ireland, Ireland, Wales
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in the Bronx, like stopping
First of all 5% of my answers just come from Wales. Yep, that's UK. why you look so that
is the thing. I just know it's not
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Well, like Arkansas is the US are well, you
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know what, you guys did not believe me. They're
males. whales are in the ocean, right. Okay.
In the UK,
I'm gonna get no points.
You are not gonna get a point.
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No, but next question. I'm gonna I'm gonna give you a full point on that. Thank you just because I like the sweater with the holly on it. Ha, cars. I'm gonna
like the fact that the horticulturalist and I said Holly and he knows I know it's Holly gives me a one point like she's not that gross for being that 11 that fat. She's she knows her crop top. Like bottom. Crap.
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I thought it was just warming this room. What is the most popular ornament we placed on top star Christmas tree? angel? It is the angel. It's not the star.
At the same time I got the point. No, no, that's that was a
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just because you were looking at him at the time does not mean that we did not say it at the same way you can make eye contact with my bro.
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Really? I can't.
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First of all, he has
a balance in a gay bar. Let's
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Fine, but we did say it at the exact same time.
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All right, just you know, give her a point to know.
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She's already so ahead.
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She's ahead. But Bradford I'm proud of you. You You are now officially on the scoreboard.
That's a direct spite to me,
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right? Almost everyone has
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Which was the first state in the United States to recognize Christmas as an official. Virginia you would think it's a New England but it's Virginia.
California cuz they're weirdos. Oregon, Nebraska.
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Washington, DC District of Columbia. All right.
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Deep South Deep South
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Louisiana big country band think country band.
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Alabama, Alabama. Oh, boy.
Wonder back you guys wonder why I'm a fucking Grinch.
Just because you don't know anything about Christmas.
Anything about anything?
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Maybe Maybe you'll come
to a radio station we'll come trolley you have going for you in life is your sexy ass voice and that's why you're on radio.
Man. Stupid. You.
You're not fat. You have a dad bod. Well, now I have a grandma bad that's fast
from a perspective of a grandma. I'm doing okay. Well the cropped up by the way
that might crop up.
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I think we'll end this section with a final question that has a bonus point attached to it if you can name the date. Oh fine. Oh
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Yes in 76
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who tracks Santas location North Christmas? Correct. Let's
just give me a point.
Sound came first.
I wasn't trying to fight you over that.
share the link on the radio for the past 27 fucking years.
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And this tradition started when
no 1876 a lot
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earlier than you would have thought I didn't know this text
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we're in the 1900s definitely
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are hot lady so close. 50 750-850-1840
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got it. Okay.
55 Chevy's are very sexy,
D six Chevy's of 1955. That 19 made in 1955. cars that a Chevy though,
is Chevy the 1950s you know my dad has always collected 1955 5657 Chevy so I've been immersed in them my entire life. Do you have antique toys? antique? No,
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you should start that mean like the ones that
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you know because the vibrator.
Oh yeah, no, that's what I meant. Oh, right. You
don't name the toys. I'm just thinking to me. No, but
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you know, plugins or something.
Bochy seemed popular Orion's Yeah, well,
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they are Raylene likes the ones that start with the crank shaft
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we go. There we go. All right. Now this is gonna get a little more fun. Some of these are a little more risque and the dirty elf definitely.
What's the score right now?
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Oh, Raylene. Oh here we go. Are you ready for this? You have multiple slashes with a dash across your slash.
You got kicked out of class.
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You have five.
I'm the nerd that's like Wait, wait, it's time for a test the whole time.
Wait, how many points do I have?
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Well, I noticed you have one and a half. Oh hey Brandon. points to is one Do you really want me to announce that?
I have one I have zero for a while. I'm proud of that one. Don't Don't come on.
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That is the that is the biggest one. It was
a charity one too and I'll take it. Shawn put it with me because it was the same.
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I'm gonna name mini Santas cookies. And what's happening?
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Those are good cookies. The
toffee I've ever considered being a first grade teacher because you have the skills for
your patients. I
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mean, third grade, like
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I'm gonna say one word and you guys can finish with another word or maybe a few words. We go in order. We just yell it. This is more fun just yelling or
I do love to yell.
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Okay. Jingle Bells. Balls. Who said balls? Me? Of course you did. Okay. Oh, wait.
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Wait, there's a right answer.
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Yes, because I already filled this out.
Oh, God. Wait. So it's not the real answers. Whatever you made up.
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That's right. Exactly. That's what makes it even you have to know you have to get
on my wavelength. That's where I come back.
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Well, first of all, what's your wavelength? If it was balls? Listen.
He's kidding. And anyone out that door without somebody opening it?
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balls? Maybe a couple answers. Of course
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Merry Christmas. No, think dirtier. pussy. not
marry Debbie does Dallas.
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It's a book. Children's Book. Oh, Mike, about a girl that goes and buys for Christmas. No, but you have a lot of fun with Mary.
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That is read that book.
Oh, I didn't. I'm not probably not gonna write that up on Amazon. Maybe. Danna,
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could you give me that book?
That's gonna that's gonna fuck up my
story that like teaches women like about like girls about like their pubic hair. Yeah,
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that's right. I can see the razors now.
Do you ever see the book Mary Had a Little beaver cuz that's what that is.
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Mary Had a Little she goes in buys a hamster, not adorable. Just to set the record. Okay.
Wait, you can use a hamster orange are
the same size.
They're gonna get stuck either way.
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God forbid I would not know that. Holiday heroes. Nope. sex. That would be a good one. But no. Oh, that may they may be on the sheet.
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Isn't that was a war movie holiday Hill.
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What are we all partaking while drinking holiday?
cocktail drunk? Wine shit. booze, alcohol Napa Christmas movie?
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How about a little bit of holiday cheer
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my friends. Cheers.
Star intelligence um, I really have.
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I don't know if anyone's got any points here. Okay, all right. In this room right now it is about 95 degrees and my chestnuts are rose. Raylene first. Sorry
a very tight hot room
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my mic didn't pick my voice.
So it's not silent night silent. Screams silence silence
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first of all every white
thank you for saving me cuz I was like what's happening?
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I guess you Curtis who has kids? Me? Okay silent sex.
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Absolutely no, no,
no, I just made them bitches have their bed on the opposite wall. Do you really want to hear me have an orgasm and they're like I didn't know that you still had sex or it's
not that cold outside. Go look I hit a president behind the tree.
And for every year for Christmas I get my kids a gift certificate to his local therapist.
Did I not mention this story on our I know I've done it on mine so over the summer my both my two youngest girls were home they're 21 and 29 one of them their bedroom is right on ours and for some reason my husband is super like worried about our kids hearing us have sex. First of all the man's I don't make a lot of noise to begin with. And also they all used to live with us. And we all had like so over the summer the two girls went outside and they were doing their peloton, coach. Listen, so they're out there and they're doing their peloton workout in the driveway and I texted my husband who was ranking and I was like, want to sex he dropped his rake and walked in the house. Okay, so now we can breathe. We can have our
blessing on the peloton.
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So they were at yeah raelians kids are like I saw.
You want to play the game of telephone like I just put our ears to the wall
here. tuning into the podcast is a special Christmas edition.
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Does Santa and
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we are having some fun with my free silent nights.
They're fun. Nice.
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So moving on from silence sex, which nobody really enjoys. We're gonna talk about Grinch, it is Grinch
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mess. Like, shit,
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right? Grinch ness. Fit.
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Maybe it rhymes. Pitch? Oh,
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great and smis it's a little
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I'm gonna give you Yeah, I like that. Mitch. The answer is a little Grinch pinch.
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Feeling I could get a recipe. Clever.
Clever. I feel like all of you guys should talk the Grinch pinch.
really wish I was 25 years younger because they're very exciting. Now
try texting that to your husband. I cringe pinch.
backhanded compliment, you
know, five years ago this problem with being old my husband got me tickets to he said he texted me and he goes, how do you feel about being spanked? And I'm like by you? lol? No. But for Christmas. He bought me tickets to a not a Broadway but a show called spanked, which was a parody of the 50 Shades of Grey. Oh, and it was really funny. But when he asked me like, do you want to get spanked? I'm like,
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I was just like, a trick question,
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If you spank me, I'm gonna giggle like
darlin is that part of our relationship? We need extra people we're swingers now
I have trouble putting out for him I'm not putting out for anybody else. Oh anybody else want to see me in this two x crop tops
apparently all target does what about this song Santa brought it brought me like I be fair their booty shorts.
They Yeah, no, they're cheeky. Like Hold
on. I have more points to win.
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All that talk is now over 100 degrees in here. This room officially has a fever.
Yes. I've seen his butt sweat on my hat. That's awesome. That may
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be an answer coming up here. Okay, ball sweat moving on from sweaty balls
here we go Hold sweat
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I'm so sick of hearing Happy Holidays at the grocery store. Merry Christmas. I'd really like to hear is after a good massage happy. And
you can't see how disappointed my face right now but I thought I had a point and I
absolutely in 2021 have to tell the story of happy ending and that's all I got to say.
Wait, who's we've had a happy ending
together as a matter of travel for the past month and a half. Right Florida?
Exactly. We're just gonna have that conversation in 2020
to Florida happy ending that that's the one where you cut your hair off.
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Besides your coconuts,
isn't that where Jerry from the the Patriots went and had his little naughty massage. Robert Kraft
Robert Kraft deserves a time of relaxation when he it's like the little our the
scot free and she's getting arrested for
happens with white people have money. You need
a massage at midnight and sometimes 7am the next day you get sore Listen,
listen, we're gonna save this story for 2021
Sure, there you go.
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That's gonna offer new year's edition All right, let's talk about candy.
Oh sweet. Wait, like okay, is
that the stripper candy the nose candy? Nose candy striper candy.
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Okay, finish this candy stripper strike for
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Brandon How much money do I give you for?
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jack Candy. Candy Land.
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I said that
we're in the wrong place.
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Yeah, clear. Listen, I have to admit some of my co workers at work helped me do these. So
any master me?
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What are your coworkers helped you do?
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What's your Twitter?
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We had a holiday party today. I know. It was COVID friendly. Yes. It was COVID friendly. Oh, we all share this.
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Yummy on that one.
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This one I would
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never guess if I was in your shoes. I'm gonna just say the coworker who put this down but candy pot can
have his phone number and
Fresh coworker look like they're five foot eight.
Have you seen him alone from their mom's name
is Karen Do they
have a beard like a really sick like what to beard the beard? Yeah six foot two would it be probably looks exactly like our CBD guy from last week.
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Nope. red hair.
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He does mention the word pot a lot. I
will say this is this is where I'm gonna shine.
This is where I'm gonna shop. Ready to Candy edibles.
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We need a drumroll Here we go. This is where Steve is gonna shine. The word is egg nog.
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So I'm gonna just say don't give the most obvious let's get a
little more perverted. All right, I'm gonna kill
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now egg Why are you baking some bread over there Brandon married in Bradford,
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Jesus you incur to have a quick question. Yes.
Questions? What kind of questions are these? Egg what what do you do with egg? A person of color? What
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do you do an egg
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the egg for
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egg is fertile. Oh
is always wearing a condom for the
past 45 seconds. That was a wine invaded my brain to where I could have been struggling to scream that the entire time.
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carry our child left behind. He gets
two and a half points.
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I'm going to give you two four. That was incredible. Wow.
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feeling generous. Oh, it's
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getting a little friendly. It's actually a little pity, but
just happy that someone's on the same wavelength. Just your sweater. Oh,
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this one. So let's listen in whoever hits the buzzer first. I wouldn't have a buzzer whoever's got the loudest voice. And north. Oh, the poll who said that first? No, please first. Yes.
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Oh my god.
You said don't go for the obvious and I did and I still get points.
Everyone figured there was a lot happening except for the decoder
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Oh, I just spent one. Bar Okay.
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All right. Here we go. We're gonna talk about a little family feud. You got it. All right, silver
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Bell falls falls who said
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that course you said Barbara. That's your second point on this round and they both Bennett balls.
I know the fact that you have two balls on your shirt is amazing.
There's more than two referees. You are just all balls. Check what I'm trying to
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say. Check out my ugly sweater. Pictures and
he's over balls. He loves his balls.
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I'm a little awkward, but if he removes his right arm there's actually a third ball under his right arm. Oh no, that's the same.
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It's just a tumor lower.
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If he lifts his arm it gets bigger.
Is there a prize for winning this?
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Okay, great. Okay, it's gone. Oh,
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you should have said that.
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Oh, now Oh, Curtis is like alright game. Here we got Curtis Are you ready? I'm Rusty. snowman
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Thank perverted. Well, you're off the balls.
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I'm going with balls again. Odd
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balls again. Too many balls in your mind.
Right next in his mouth hit a
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close. Very close. nipples.
I want you guys to rewind this and hear me say nipples and it just ignored me.
Really? No, he didn't. Did he dropped his crown. Oh, give him
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We're gonna rewind this and I'm gonna hit that you guys were wrong. I need a recount. Listen, there's
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still official trust.
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scores in Georgia.
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Listen, alright, Sleigh
Ride ELS ride. Cod. Everybody wants a ride in the holiday. Yeah, well,
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what's another word for ride? What are you doing? Horse sex. Close.
Slay. Slay bang.
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I think it's Kim with the porno.
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Slay Lamin slay.
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I'll give you a bang. All right, now
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in the 2002 slide of
slider is this I'm sorry. That's my husband's banging. I'm like I'm sorry. No, I
just came up with like the hottest way fucking What are you doing?
What are you doing a Tinder when you don't want the person? you swipe? Right, right. Well, if you ever say that to me, swipe
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I don't know there's no not you in general.
But just in general. Like we're not saying that. For the record, I do not have Tinder either.
So Brandon gets a point for that one.
There's fake bro. files in Miami I
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got a couple hashtags.
From now on. You're not allowed to write the answers.
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
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or hashtag camper with the whole Red Nose whore fucker. Rudolph the Red Nose ring stripper for
Ross Rudolph the Red Nose
useless reindeer douchebag
off my venison
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he doesn't have clothes on Rudolph the Red
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Rudolph the rollback. Ah, this also came from the six to beard now, man.
I'm starting to feel like don't go shopping.
Feel like you might be straighter than you think you are. I
am picturing that man. Bang you know, I
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feel like I don't know the sex store enough.
I've never feel like I'm definitely
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straighter than I think I am clearly ever when
I get that bell back.
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Alright, here we go, folks. We're gonna end this one. I know it's a little difficult after a few bottles of a few glasses of wine bottles, right? This one is gonna be a lot of fun. Here we go. It is simply snow
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balls. Bells. Right Andy?
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streak. What you don't like to do blow jobs.
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So how long is it gonna take you to come into that one?
gay bar he'll be there any minute. He'll be there any movie coming real quick.
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clauses coming in someone's mouth.
Like when the longest running innuendos.
He's checking it twice. He's gonna find out if you're open enough.
Balls are sweating. We need to get out of here.
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We're gonna we're gonna end with the fun stuff. I hope I didn't lose anybody cuz this is gonna get a lot better or you
chose to do this as in for the long haul.
You're still here. You're drunker than we are.
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Crazy. All right,
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here we go. This is the dirty elf. This is dirty elf is gonna explain something we have to say what he's explaining. So the riddles? Yes. Okay. I sit on it. I sit on all the packages big and small. Then I then I let people know who's going to get it. And who's going to give it to them? packages?
Well, Santas penis. labels. do read it again. I
wasn't painted a bear icicles label
you sit on it.
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I sit on all the packages big and small. Then I let people know who's cardi B get it and who's going to give it labels?
The ups guy? Mom answers. It's just mom sat on the packages. She decides I'm going with cardi B. cardi B
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we're giving you a point. I want to know who wins this. We're giving you a point for that one
what what is
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oh it's a gift tag folks.
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I said labels Okay, well
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fine. All right.
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There we go. Do
labels in 2012 don't do label so sorry.
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Don't Ask Don't Tell.
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Fancy as labels.
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They mean labels like a Christmas
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gift label. Sorry. I was going to joke I'm really dirty people like to put their wood in my special place but only likes to go down me Mrs. Claus So Steve and I make this Oh gee appreciate you for that.
I think he just got distracted and didn't listen to the whole
nine pieces or like oh
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I love it when you roll me around and position me the way a snowman right
carry my favorite
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was when you shove the carrot in me yep
that shirt I'm right carry but then
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things die and I left carrots underrated
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felt like you didn't want to give him my points no
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no no definitely want to give him he
had to finish it for that lesson got
dirty right it did that was very
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dirty. Number four. I'm known for my amazing poll. I'm so hard I just can't just can't hide it. I'm into the whole group thing
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer Wow.
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Well that's it's specific but yes, General Ranger
Dasher dancer Prancer vixen comics,
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yet another slash. You are at 10
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I am a tan.
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Those are not wimps. Like what what's happening?
I'm talking about my looks motherfucker.
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you fry and you hold 10
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Okay, everyone concentrate. Some people don't like this word, but I'm just reading off of what Google did not say that
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Everyone loves it when I'm moist. Yeah, people salivate at my big breasts. Nobody is satisfied. I've been stuffing
ever really fucked up.
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She's got really dirty in my head.
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Way to win the motherfucking game
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funny in the dirty and forgot all about today he's
like 11 years old you kept that motherfucker happy for
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speaking of I don't have any children of my own
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Why did we not act Santa?
Listen, but there's a million Christmas movies where they all have children so that's wrong. There's no well
we just had them in studio we should ask them
like the Santa Claus. Mrs. Claus had a baby right after.
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You don't have kids yet.
My parents are 1100 years old and don't have any kids and have 1700 elves living in a building with them. That's weird.
Because I'm annoying anyway. But I think Mrs. Claus
also if they want to quit where are they going to find a new job?
How much does it cost? nullify
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to buy the game?
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How much does it cost?
your fucking crown?
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you found the asking price and you can have the
asking price of half the room
you can have it has warm seats, and there's no shaft
Yep, you know what I have? Wow, the light up Star Light. Oh, yeah. I'm pushy. You know,
you know what we just noticed no one was impressed. He was like No,
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he was into
Curtis your included Shut up. You
know you want my star bet again.
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Thinking of being impressed and hot. You make me so hot. Then you leave me with a creamy smile. Right lay with my legs. waiting for you to come back and eat me marshmallows. Gingerbread Man? Yes.
I have never eaten a gingerbread man up
I don't even know if I want you to read that again. Or just skip
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definitely read that again. It
was hilarious. Your brother get it so fast.
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Because legs open creamy smile. Gingerbread, did
you practice this level of gayness for you?
Yeah. Now. Frank,
come on Steve gingerbread cream across a mouth. No,
I just wonder if they had an earlier conversation. Where it was just no. Awkward.
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We've been doing a lot better because actually he's in pretty much last place. We
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second or less because we don't let him have anything.
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Huh? She thought I was so hot and she bent down and blew me hard. My discharge made a mess. Now she doesn't find me hot anymore. Wendy Lu
is a clause close where you say fireplace fire ash. wind wind discharge. Ash.
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See more dripping down? candle lit. Yes.
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That was a good one hot wax.
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wax it true. I'd
want to soy wax it doesn't burn. You soy. soy wax burns up body temperature.
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Do you sell that to? Yes.
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She got a customer.
a burning desire candle. Oh,
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send us gifts. You'd like to kiss when I'm on top. But it's never my mouth. You press yours against I guess it's for the best. You probably kill you.
If you I'm uncomfortable.
You have to read that again. Yours. I lost track. It was a kiss and I went into my brain and I lost where we were but
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while you like to kiss when I'm on top, but it's never my mouth. You press yours against. I guess it's for the best. I'd probably kill you if you tried. It's now it's not Holly. Wow.
Oh, and that one was to mistletoe. You got
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Ah, sure how good you
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were all three of you like
because I was distracted by the
by default you missed my partner, which was my show.
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Is mistletoe actually poisonous? Yes. Really? Oh,
yeah, absolutely. So he threw that one up there for us. And none of us got it. Yeah, I was distracted by you. Here is Brandon. Much that was obvious. He even said Holly and looked at your shirt. We all just sat here like
I was just attracted by what he said.
He's wondering how much wine did they drink? Or just how many bottles Did you have before we got there?
Just the one I'm sweating through my
some of us made the nice list of Christmas sweater.
I did not.
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It was I got a bell. It was announced that I was on the naughty list from the get go when I walked in the room. My bed.
You've been on my naughty list.
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So you're gonna overtake Raylene. You're gonna get like really hard. I'm long and thick. When I get around to summer sausage. When I get around you it gets hot and sweaty. I'll even choke you if that's fireplace.
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not a fireplace. chimney goes around your neck the chimney Scarlet tie
my girlfriend scarf
oh he said chimney scarf that's not a thing
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well I'm I'm
agreeing with this scarf so then I'll take half of that point I don't know if you're gonna win but no I'm taking half of that point he said chimney scarf and I said it's far off
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Do you didn't say anything? Well,
you did say scarf I did.
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After you said scarf.
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scarf he said chimney
sculptor, the Curtis rewind, double check it later.
I think someday we should all play Pictionary. And that will be hysterical.
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It's really not worth interrupting and fighting over it because Raylene is gonna win this, you know that
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Tell Trump that Steve as good as you are. You're coming from behind, but you are not gonna win.
Another visual thing
but they'd be way too fabricated.
coming from behind.
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What's keeping me here is clear. Now I've got myself wrapped around your package. And I'm not leaving tape.
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What is the tape hold together?
wrapping paper? tape it's clear that said wrapping paper. I said I started it.
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Oh my god did it.
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keeping me here is clear. In other words. You take that who said wrapping paper? I did. Oh, Steve coming from behind.
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I know you're behind wrapped. Why do
you think I have no children?
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When I know where you're parked, I'm taking it from me anyway.
It's a purple Subaru. I know where yours is.
My name's on my license plate. It'll be
isn't there like a compartment in a Mercedes that can just strap up a $20,000 car and just take it away?
I was just thinking I should get from here so you'll know which one it is because it'll be warmed up when I get mine.
But my automatic car says anymore.
How long does it take for your car to start up? I wonder how Santos
I have to walk out to and start it like a real cold in
there to the seats warm up
now like a real person who doesn't want to Mercedes we all experienced the same thing with other
wasn't wasn't the most amazing comeback of all time happening.
No, you're not gonna be me.
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I think well, you you have a total of seven and a half points. And I was gonna delay for a little and we have one question left. So and it's worth one.
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Can we do a bonus round for 50 points?
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Oh, you're that guy at the bar. She's like, Get lost. You're like, oh, listen. So how far do you want me to go? One time
100% of the time.
Honestly, that's how I got the second child.
See, I'm onto something. All right, here
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we go, folks. The last and final end
I actually can't do any of that. It looks Jewish.
I see. I see. 12
you should have a really colorful fucking questions we should give him credit for this does he
gets credit we gave him
like a McDonald's menu. I mean, that's a compliment. I really do.
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The angel watches as you admire my big shiny ball masturbation,
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I was gonna say that I
didn't even finish with a Christmas tree. Wait, can you finish it though? Christmas.
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I stand hard and erect waiting for you to get on your knees and take my package in your hands. Rudy,
I have a better case for you to take out. I've
gotten it if I let him finish the rest of the question. I felt
like that was the same thing. Bill Clinton said the Monica Lewinsky exactly
and there's nothing but a no dress. Well, Bill said was why'd you wear blue today? Cuz she blew him I thought
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I thought the candle question was closer to what he said to her. And this wonderful podcast we're gonna read a little dirty Night Before Christmas.
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All right, here we go. Twas the Night Before Christmas. And God it was neat. The kids were both gone. And my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted and the phone off the hook. It was time for some nookie, by hook or by crook. Mama and her Teddy and I in the nude had just hit the bedroom in reached for the lube. went out on the lawn there a row is such a cry that I lost my boner and poor mama when dry. Up to the window. I spring like an elf tour back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we built showed a broom up his ass up the hills.
When what to my wondering I should appear but a rusty Oh sleigh and a mangy reindeer with a fat little driver half out of his sled a sock in his ear and a bra on his head. Sure, as I'm speaking he was high as a kite. He yelled to his team but it didn't sound right. Yo yo asshole. Yo stupid. You Put either slow down this rigor or cut off your nuts. Look out for the lamppost and don't hit the tree. Quit shaken the slide cuz I got up Hey, they clear the old lamppost. The tree gutter rub, just as Santa leaned out and threw up on my shrub. Then from the roof we heard such a clutter as each little reindeer now emptied his bladder.
I was dumping my jacket to cover my ass when down the chimney Santa came with the crash. His suit was all smelly with perfume galore. He looked like a bomb and he smelled like a whore. That was some brother,
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he said with a smile. No, that would wait. Oh, that was some brother.
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My Canadian accent Well, let me say that. Bravo. So block one.
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Block one. Oh,
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I hate that word. Bravo.
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With a smile at the brother. The reindeer.
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Stay here a while.
He walked to the kitchen himself poured a drink, then whipped out. He walked to the kitchen himself poured a drink. They whipped out his pecker and piste in the sink. I started to laugh. My wife smiled with glee. The old he was home, nearly down to his name was a black.
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We watched him.
Last I heard someone was peeing in the seat. So I started to laugh. My wife smiled with glee. The old boy was hung nearly down to his knee. Back in the den center reached in his sack. But his toys were all gone and some new things were packed. The first thing he found was a pair of false tips. The next was a handgun with the penis.
I think a penis splits a box filled with condoms as Sanders next time. And a pair of panties, the edible kind of bra without nipples, a penis extension and several other things that I shouldn't even mention. A conquering a G string and all types of oils Raylene can tell you all about it lay in a coil. This stuff ain't for kids, Mrs. Santa will shift. So leave him here and then I'll split he filled every stocking, then took his leave. The filled every stocking thing. With one tiny butt plugs tucked under his sleeve. He sprang to his sleigh, but his feet were like led that doesn't rhyme at all. Does he fell on his ass and broke art in the US he fell on his ass and broke when instead and time he was seated, took the reins of his hitch saying Take me home Rudolph this nights been a bitch. The sleigh was near gone where we heard Santa's shout The best thing about sex is it never wears out.
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Guys I couldn't
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we were in the middle.
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When the when the brother was hung to his knees he lost
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like someone called the guy in grey pants
we know your we know your Santa Curtis.
Actually he's got these little slices and tuck it away.
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Wrap that gift
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to hear you say this the right way? Who won?
What do you mean the right way? There's only one way
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wait the eye that I just gave him though.
It's here. Why are you giving him get what you're bribing him.
He's given it to me. Oh yeah.
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Give it to me.
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podcast. All right.
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Give it to me.
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Ladies and gentlemen. Here we go. drumroll please. The winner is if you've been keeping track it's pretty obvious. Hey, Raylene crushed. You have here some Milk Duds or as we know them as reindeer droppings, right.
One of the few things I'll put in my mouth Keep you horny
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your antlers on your head
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oh nice that's gonna
make my husband horny for sure
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look at those grab my antlers
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stick my kid
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stuck in my head now
you like your brother and you've never heard that one either What have I not heard Give it to me baby Of
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course I've heard that Wait what's the other one that he hasn't heard salt
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and pepper Now let's talk about the salt
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I'm good all your brothers never heard that
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they live in a box in Norwich town
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me Excuse me
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googled it but I went home thanks for your bill. I googled it when I went home I'm good.
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Santa's delivered power to the
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bring your crown there's bring your crown Curtis your crown
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I don't speak Oh, that's
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a cowbell can bring me beer please.
Oh my God, this was so much fun you guys are the greatest thing and if you keep listening and you wonder we're gonna get a Patreon get a Patreon your Patreon Yeah, Patreon This is gonna be some the fun additional kind of stuff that you're going to be able to hear it's a little more fun. It's a little more raunchy. It's a little more more bottle of wine.
What's really cool is I thought Patreon was only for like naked chicks online. So no. I'm glad that we are in the
only fan Steve well,
which by the way at the rate 2020 is going I may have one in 20
I'm not gonna lie I might just do an only fans just start doing this extra online you
ain't give me a $3 sale. I'm not interested. So thank you on that note, Merry fucking Christmas. Merry
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Merry Christmas. So
all of you guys owe $25 because we promised not to swear No, no,
that was the last one. This is the extra one we could do whatever we wanted here.
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Oh, okay, so I hope it's a merry go balls over here.
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Remember if you're listening to this You have until New Year's night at midnight when the ball drops to vote for who your absolute favorite ugliest sweater is
just full for your favorite person. Vote for Ray Ray Brown.
mistletoes. Holly, what?
Your goddamn crown. Can you hit the mic?
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If that's a condom?
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Was that sweatshirt on sale at Marshall? Because that's definitely Holly.
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We don't go to marshals and I don't speak basic.
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Oh, damn. Goddamn commoners.
But I did get at Walmart. Thank you.
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Thank you for the gay bar.
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I can put my own whole gay bar like that's it. Thanks for inviting me to undebatable you guys have an awesome podcast. I hope it continues to grow, flourish and be even better in 2020 but greatest elves.
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Well, there it was. reindeer games 2020. We hope you had fun playing along with us. Remember, be sure to go to our Facebook page to cast your vote for the ugliest Christmas sweater. Buy New Year's Eve before midnight and share our podcast to be entered in our target gift card giveaway until next year's reindeer games. Have a happy, safe and healthy holiday season. From all of us at undebatable.
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